The devastating effect of this level of debauchery is only enhanced by the filthy language (delivered in an uber-snooty, ‘cut glass” accent) that cascades from Lady Lavinia's potty-mouth, during her mesmerizingly lewd and depraved performances….

I remember Max Kink himself texting me to register his astonishment at the practiced ease with which Lady Lavinia performed the most outrageous XXXXX acts for his cameras.

Looking across the table at Lady Lavinia, dressed in her conservative 'county' attire, it was quite hard to remember that this beautiful aristocrat has – over the last three or four years – emerged as the undisputed Number One Extreme Porn Star of the “snooty smut” or “posh porn” movement. We eagerly caught up with each others’ recent escapades, over a very indifferent lunch – the Oxford and Cambridge has employed, for years, the very worst chefs of all the top London clubs. Lady Lavinia (an Oxford graduate herself, and a full member of the club) greeted me, dressed in what has become our “off-duty” Sodality uniform: a cream silk blouse, a knee-length tweed skirt, and sensible three-inch crocodile heels. You catch me heading off for lunch at the Oxford and Cambridge Club, to meet up with my close friend and Sodality Sister Lady Lavinia Baverstock.

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